Ah, puns.
Everyone loves to travel, take trips, check out scenes, blow their minds, what have you. Fortunately, most people, unlike this blogger's father, don't care for long aimless drives to nowhere, miles away from any decent food or a clean restroom. So, travelers (or travellers, for our British friends) need to have some sort of destination in mind when they load up their cars.
But where to visit? With the economy sagging, can you really afford to hand Mickey Mouse or Uncle Sam a few G's at one of their expensive resorts? Of course not, I say! That's where this handy dandy blog comes in. Here, I'll be recommending some lesser known tourist destinations that are sure to leave your kids grinning and your spouse hungry for some sweet love. We'll maybe not that part, but you're sure to enjoy most of these sites. (Yeah, a few of these may be a little dodgy. Hey, it's not like you're paying for this, unless this has been collected by some very intelligent publisher into book form, in which case, you have my apologies and please buy my next book, please).
Just as a word of warning, some of these sites are a little out of the way. In fact, you may have some trouble finding them on a map. Well, I guarantee you'll have trouble finding them on a map. But didn't Cicero say, "The sweetest destinations are the ones we arrive at with great trial?"
No, never mind, he didn't say that.
Happy Traveling!
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